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Saturday, October 18, 2003

Early Morning Conversation at Costco Featuring Larry the Produce Guy.

The scene is near the produce departement, Larry is waiting for Bob the Forklift Operator to clear some crates so he can get to the loading dock. Enter the hero of the Conversation, Dave. Dave stands to the left, leaning on his now empty bread trays and waits beside Larry. The background music is the new Simple Plan song. Dave turns to Larry and speaks.
Dave: Isn't this guy's voice annoying?
Larry (with passion): Man, I totally hate this band.
Dave: He's so whiney
Larry: All he ever talks about is how he lost his girl. All the songs are the same.
Dave: What a loser.
Larry: There are lots of girls. Forget her.
Dave: Yeah. It's like saying, "I'm a loser," in a whiney voice.
Larry: (nods disgustedly)

At this point Bob concludes his activities and moves on, freeing up the aisle for both Dave and Larry to move on.
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On a completely unrelated note I hate the new Simple Plan song. It grates on the nerves. Actually that was directly related. I thought I could fool you.

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