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Friday, October 31, 2003

I was in a car accident with a vampire today. I'm driving home and this vampire doesn't see me and she goes through the intersection and I swerve but she hits my van and then I'm on two wheels and everything's in slow motion and I think "woah" and then it almost rolls, but then everything slams back down and a window shatters and I swerve into someone's front yard and slam on the breaks and finally it stops, so I put it in park and turn off the radio and try my door but its jammed, so I crawl over to the passenger's side and get out and I'm fine, I didn't feel a thing, really, just a little shaken up but its not my fault so I'm feeling pretty good. The person who hit me was a lady, dressed up as a vampire, and she's really shaken up and she says I didn't see you there, I didn't see you, I don't know why and I say to her its all right are you hurt? and she says no, I'm fine, and I say everythings alright and she says no it isn't my husband is going to kill me. So I check out the damage and it looks pretty bad on the van, its all smashed up on the driver's side. I'm surprised I wasn't hurt, but God is good.