This is a post aimed at Local Business

First off, your five year old singing off-tune to a ditty that says something like 'Macho's, give us that cheapest deal!' is not going to make me want to buy your product.
There is no call for these pathetic jingles that put five bucks in the pocket of the musicians making them. You'd be better off making something that looks somewhat professional (and that doesn't look like it was made using PowerPoint), and a jingle that says 'Lia! Show us that low-low price!' while people on the street dance to your silly song while singing without professional singing lessons is just going to make me hit mute or change the channel.
I understand that you need local people to know about your business, but how about not insulting our intelligence while doing as much.

Also, if your company is called Nemer, you don't need to do an annoying Finding Nemo ripoff.
If your company is called Nemo, it might be somewhat witty and cute - but even then it would be annoying, so Nemo's Office Supply, don't get any ideas.

I can rant on and on but I don't really feel like it..

this post is pointing at actual local businesses in the New York Capital Region, with the exception of Nemo's Office Supply and Macho's cheap deals
In Memory of Petey
[Steven]
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